Saturday, October 07, 2006
exams should be outlawed.
Recent exams have got me thinking that if I had a government, what ruls would I set down for the population?
Well, my population is going to be made out of students who don't enjoy school that much ONLY. All those who love studying, basically nerds and geeks need not apply, unless and until they learn to dislike school.
I would like to add that I do not necessarily dislike school. It's just the early waking hours and long studying hours that drive me mad O.O
A recap of my Trial Examination (that's like prelims in s'pore) results.
They sucked the bag.
Malay - 1A
English - 1A
Modern Maths - 1A
Additional Maths - 3B o.o
Biology - 5C o.o
Physics - 6C O.O
Chemistry - 3B o.o
Moral Studies - 1A
History - 2A
Literature in English - 1A
English for Science and Tech - 1A
Those with o.o and O.O mark a very bad result. My physics!
Needless to say, I won't be doing anything that has ANYTHING to do with Physics.
To continue with my plans for a Hui Yi-run country and population.
LAWS OF HUI YI LAND
1. All students are to attend school, it is COMPULSORY. However, they learn interesting subjects such as "Blogging 101", "How To Keep Your Mum From Discovering Your Secrets", "Football For Dummies", "Maximising Your MSN Usage", "How To Organise and iTunes and/or Download Music Illegally", "Selecting Cheaper Branded Clothes(this includes brands like Prada, Louis Vuitton and Chanel)", "Analaysing Romantic Comedies".... so on and so forth.
2. Students need not study for exams, as exams only test general knowledge and brainpower. Sorta like an IQ and EQ test.
3. School hours shall last from 10am until 3pm. Of course, there's an hour for a lunch break and it does not have to be on school grounds.
4. Also, all animals should be allowed to wander around with you in shopping malls.
5. Couch potato-ing will become an official religion.
6. Parents who nag will be grounded for three months. AND denied usage of their car.
Until I think of more...
=))
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